While out on my early morning walk this reporter spotted a flock of seagulls sitting on a fence next to a large bird pond in Bournemouth.
As a TDF reporter I decided to head over and ask these seagulls why they weren’t swimming or flying.
One seagull told me; in an unexpectantly fluent English dialect; “The weathers a bit shite today, so we thought we’d just chill out and play a bit of eye spy”
So there you have it. Today’s weather report straight from the beak of a seagull. Today’s weather is a bit shite. Though no bird poo on you while they sit it out.