Last week we heard of an amazing story of a man emerging from, what seemed to be, a coma. It was reported that Fred Boredofshite slipped into this coma over the Christmas period while watching TV.
Fred Boredofshit told TDF “TV was so shit over Christmas, as usually, that I must have slipped into some real bored shitless deep sleep. Only coming out of it when I heard the music for the new Big Brother.”
Other reports in that suggest Fred has no taste, is a boring shitebag and wouldn’t know good TV if he paid the license for it.
We can not confirm any of these reports.