Reports are in that last night a Cow jumped over the moon. Tarwin (strange name for a cow) told TDF “I’ve been in practice for this for weeks now. I started small with a hay bail and built up to this final event.”
She went on to say “The moon was so close last night that I just felt like I could reach out and touch it. Instead I leaped and cleared it in a single bound“.
Other reports in from last night here at TDF include many dishes and spoons going missing.