With four out of the last seven days being foggy, this story was inevitable to happen. Today, Monday of all days, a man got lost in the fog. He’s still not sure where he is, other than being in Dorset. I know what you’re thinking. It’s not me, honest. Ok, it is me. This fog […]
The Fudge Weather
While out on my early morning walk this reporter spotted a flock of seagulls sitting on a fence next to a large bird pond in Bournemouth. As a TDF reporter I decided to head over and ask these seagulls why they weren’t swimming or flying. One seagull told me; in an unexpectantly fluent English dialect; “The […]
This reporter was quite surprised over the last 2 days to see squirrels running around in Bournemouth, not hibernating like they should be. Instead these little furry tree climbers were scurrying around eating frozen nuts. It must be too cold now for them to continue the performing, as reported in an earlier story, and so […]
Last night it got a fair bit windy in Dorset. Many lads and lasses on their night out; after beers and kebabs; started to let rip with many furious farts. So much so that the wind was blowing gale force. One paricular lad; Angus; had some violent wind; wiping up some storm. Winds went in […]
Today it’s; no surprise for guessing; rain yet again. I can see through the skylight. Mind you; it’s the UK so no bloody surprise there. What we need to do is sail Dorset over to the Spanish isles. Maybe become a nun Balearic or Canary Island. What you say all. Get away from this bloody […]
It’s official. Today we have horrid weather. It’s raining and wet outside. Through the skylight today I just see gray horrible sky and rain. Hold on; can I see… nope just wet crap weather.