Reports are in that last night a Cow jumped over the moon. Tarwin (strange name for a cow) told TDF “I’ve been in practice for this for weeks now. I started small with a hay bail and built up to this final event.” She went on to say “The moon was so close last night that […]
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This reports makes me want to swim for warmer waters. TDF has learnt today that registration is now open for the Weymouth Harbour Christmas Day swim. Crazy people can now register to jump into freezing cold water in Christmas Day instead of eating turkey with the family. Mine registraint told TDF “Its a great excuse […]
Last night; televised over the UK; England beat Scotland at Football; Yes England won their football match against Scotland. Now this is something that surprised many as England normally spend more time loosing their matches. One England fan we talked to; Scott; told TDF “I just can’t believe it.. We actually won a match.. I’m […]
Its November; days are getting colder and no sun for sunbathing. So a woman from Weymouth; Jane; decided today to top up here tan.. She went in pale and white and came out a lovely shade of orange. She told TDF “I was going more for a mahogany tan.” Fake tan beware.. don’t go orange..
A man in Bournemouth ran the 100 meters in just 10.6 seconds last night When asked if he was training to beat the world record he told The Dorset Fudge “Naw man, it was almost last orders in the pub.” He made it to last orders we can report.
A man was seen running along a beach in Mudeford today. We believe he was trying to keep fit. This was closely followed by man seen sitting on beach and man lying down on beach